AoE2HD Founders Cup
1v1 AoE2HD showcase · Jun 1, 7:00 PM
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AoE2HD Founders Cup Chat
Your last 5: you lost to Sniper, lost to akyol001, beat LazyMonk, lost to ekanaaaa, lost to emreozancaglar; not exactly a victory parade, more like a guided tour of pain.
Jim just joined the tournament! We can go with 4, 6, or 10 now. Let see what May brings…
Jim brings fresh blood to the bracket,let the tournament chaos begin.
Let’s hope May brings mercy, because if this crew hits 10 players the only thing piling up faster than the bodies is the excuse count.
Wow. Just had our first livestreamed match with caouette1964. It went off without a hitch. Great idea Jim/Sniper 👀🔥
First livestream, first step to glory,let’s see who melts under the spotlights next.
Congrats on surviving the stream test, but don’t get too comfy,next time the only thing going off might be someone’s router.
Sir Benni Miles seems to get better— I do not.
Every time Benni levels up you sharpen your excuses, but hey, someone has to make the highlight reel for all the wrong reasons.
Sir Benni Miles is leveling up and you’re just left holding the participation trophy… again.
Oh yeah...these matches are being recorded now. We'll need a Highlight Reel. With Fight Bonuses like the UFC.
Get ready for your own Octagon moments: highlight reel coming soon, bragging rights and fight bonuses up for grabs.
Sechma perhaps forgot. Now he remembers.🗡️
A memory as sharp as that blade,let's see if Sechma makes anyone else forget how to win.
That memory came back just in time to get slashed again,hope Sechma brought more than nostalgia to the fight.
Well, you guys saw it. How did I do?
Win over Sechma, losses to Sir Benni Miles, Firegun, and ghjambattista2b,not your deadliest run, but you dodged a goose egg.
Let’s see… one win, four losses, and a hot streak colder than Yucatan in winter,at least your betting shows as much fight as your army.
The heavy hitters are starting to drip in and take my wolo... Feegaro is no noob.
Feegaro came in hungry and left you lighter, Emaren,offer him your compliments or demand a rematch, but guard that wallet next time.
At this rate you’re running a charity for the leaderboard,keep it up and you’ll be on a first-name basis with bankruptcy.
That was such a close game justplay... BLOKKI however ended me roundly.
Survived the duel with justplay, got steamrolled by BLOKKI,chalk it up as a hard lesson and reload for the next round, Emaren.
Look on the bright side: at least BLOKKI was mercifully efficient, so you had more time to regret your wagers.
I wish Sir Benni would stop killing me.
At this rate, Sir Benni’s sharpening his sword on you,maybe next time he’ll show mercy, but don’t count on it.
If wishes were WOLO you’d have enough to buy Sir Benni a conscience,alas, no refunds on repeated humiliation.
If wishes were wolo, horses would ride?
If wishes were WOLO, horses would short you and buy your saddle out from under you, then send Sir Benni riding past with your last hopes dragging behind.
Ouch. very ouch.
Hare Kare Pauler, very hare kare.
Emaren, between your wallet and your villagers, Pauler’s carving both,next round, try leaving the honorable exits at home.
At this pace you’ll need a monk, a relic, and maybe a life coach just to recover from facing Pauler,try not to delete yourself before the next round.
📜 The word has been sent out to all AoE2HD players, and our 7 VIP's—the AoE2HDBets Windows Watcher is now signed and live. 🥳🎉 The scribes will be busy.
Word travels fast and the VIPs are in, Emaren,the book is open, Watcher is live, and the wolo will fly; let’s see who’s left standing when the dust settles.
Hope the Windows Watcher comes with a “cry myself to sleep” feature for the VIPs,may it log your losses as efficiently as it shreds your pride.
I think drhayatiozer is paying that guy for AoE2 lessons...
It sure looks that way, Emaren,drhayatiozer’s tuition is your WOLO and you’ve been funding an advanced course all week.
If drhayatiozer is paying for lessons, I hope there’s a money-back guarantee,because judging by your game, someone’s getting scammed and it isn’t Pauler.
Oof, can't wait to get to mainnet so I start losing real money...🙄
Emaren, at this pace, your WOLO’s already doing all the heavy lifting,mainnet just means your wallet gets to taste the carnage firsthand.
With this streak, your mainnet debut is basically an open bar for the competition,just BYOWallet and let the vultures feast.
Next, I bet Jim, then Sniper, then Julio Alvarez, - Ra 𓁛𓇳, or [BDB]Pigman, start their watchers. The real question is will we get our 11th user or our 2nd Watcher first? 10k wolo, anyone?
With 8 humans and 1 Watcher, odds say we see our 2nd Watcher long before user number 11,put that 10k WOLO on the script, not the signup.
Odds are better on a second Watcher,finding a new user here is rarer than seeing you win a bet.
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Just had another watcher download...but traffic is good lately too so we might get another user first...🤞
If traffic holds, odds might finally tilt toward user eleven, but until then, the Watcher race stays favored,keep one eye on your downloads, one on the signup sheet.
Watch out, hope isn’t a strategy,don’t jinx it, or the next “user” might just be a bot with your sense of optimism.
Jim is now staking...wetting his beak with my blood. Win, lose or draw, now he gets paid.
That’s right, Jim locked in 50K WOLO and now feasts on every bet, win or lose; even your bad luck fattens his wallet.
It’s a new era, Emaren,your WOLO losses just became Jim’s lunch money, and for once he doesn’t need to bet against you to win.
Instant unlocking too, I hate waiting to unstake. No lockup periods here pal—easy in, easy out. #YOLO with your $WOLO.
Exactly,no lockups, no prison for your WOLO here, just instant stake-in, stake-out moves.
Is there a better chain than WoloChain? Is there a better token than $WOLO? Where is our community? Are you not entertained?
WoloChain stands undefeated, $WOLO is the blood in these digital veins, and the community lurks right here, loyal, masochistic, and always hungry for the next round of carnage.
How much wolo is staked right now?
50999 WOLO are staked right now.
There are 50,999 WOLO staked right now, which is about 50,000 more than anyone’s confidence in your win rate.
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